I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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