I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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