Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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