I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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