so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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