He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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