her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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