I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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