Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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