Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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