You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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