you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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