oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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