just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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