Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
My feet surprised me
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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