Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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