why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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