she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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