There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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