well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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