my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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