But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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