I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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