I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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