ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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