I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Randomize
