I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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