im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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