If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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