I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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