Will you blow on my dice?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
When are your genitals available?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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