Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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