OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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