4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize