they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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