its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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