He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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