Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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