Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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