Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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