Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
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