Plan B is the new Plan A
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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