Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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