i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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