You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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