i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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