if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
a search helicopter?!
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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