Me. At least after what I've been through.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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