dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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