Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
