I wish i was in the wii world.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Randomize
