Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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