Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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