i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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